Penis Shrinkage

"my dick got smaller!"
these were the frantic words Lacrosse Captain told me last night.
"i don't know what it is, but whenever i'm around Cat In The Dryer, my dick is smaller!"

No duh. Cat In The Dryer isn't a very attractive girl. I didn't know how to tell Lacrosse Captain that. So, i asked him if it was really that big of a problem. i mean, after all, if she's a virgin, it might feel big to her anyway, right? and a girl like Cat In The Dryer probably is.

"It's a big deal!", he whined. "You don't know how it is for a guy to have a small penis. Maybe she's so short it will look huge to her."

I rolled my eyes, and made a half ass attempt to cheer his sorry ass up.

"My boobs are small and i still get laid! You'll find girls who don't mind!"
"Your boobs arn't small", he said...and i guess he's right. They're actually a pretty average size. "Your boobs are fucking amazing!"
"Your dick isn't that small, either."
"It is around her! She turns me on, but i just look small!"
I'm thinking....maybe she's just fat.
"Maybe she just doesn't turn you on enough!"

Poor Lacrosse Captain. Next, he tried to wheedle personal information out of me...Especially about Enlightened Stoner...and the people i have crushes on. he's got his head so far up his booty he probably thinks he's one of them!

Speaking of Enlightened Stoner, he stood me up tonight! He was supposed to come over around 8:30...so i texted him around 9:15.
"whats the deal for tonight?"
"...i'm hanging out with Taylor."

WHAT THE HECK?!? i was supposed to "talk" to him tonight!!! damn damn double damn triple damn damn.
I called him at 9:30.

"whats the deal!"
"you were watching a movie with your dad, so i made other plans."
"I said he was picking up my brother at 8...so you could come over at 8:30! you said okay, and i said, OKAY, see you at 8:30!"
"No you didn't"
"I did!"
"Okay, we can hang out tomorrow."
"No, i have to work."
"I'll call you next week then."

what a doodyhead. probably figured something was up and tried to avoid the situation. He isn't very smart...he just gave me an even better reason to dump him.

best part was- he accused me of standing HIM up! he's the one who didn't show!

as i said...he isn't very smart.
I'm kind of glad he didn't show, though. now i can relax and ENJOY my evening.

Also, Ferret is going to talk to Teaser on monday... I think Teaser is all kinds of hot...and apparently he asked Ferret about me when i was absent from law class.

I love Ferret...i just hope she doesn't make me sound like a stalker! I was going to ask Teaser for his number the last day of law class, but he left before i got a chance.

Hope it works out! He's FIT!